What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?